Life as a Sullenger: Oh baby, it's hot outside!

Quote of the day...

When I die, you can just stuff me and Maddie (my dog). -Layne

It has to be filmed in Africa...that's the only place they have elephants! -Jamie

Sometimes, when I hunt bears in Alaska...I can see Russia through my scope. It makes me relate well with foreigners. - Jamie

(Ode to The Office.) Question. What is the number one cause of deaths in America? Fact. More deaths are caused by tiger attacks than car accidents. -Jamie a.k.a Dwight Schrute :)

I smell someone "sheating" over there... -Renae

'Looks like two pigs wrestling underneath a blanket!" - Layne

"She doesn't have a forehead, she has a fivehead!"-Em

"Um, she has crumpy hair, big legs, and crazy eyes!" - Parker

"Hey bunny, nice carrots!" - Mom

"Jamie, you need to go back to Las Vegas and buy yourself some new pants!" - Preston

"A touching story between to deaf boys who learn to communicate with their eyes and ears." -Ryker

"Dad, do you like girl music? Change the station!" -Parker

"Guys STOP laughing! It hurts my ears!" - Wyatt

"Hey dude! Hey man! What's up?! Wanna get lit up?!" -Parker

"She has so many 'fedders'!" - Wyatt

"Will you catch me a bucket of rabbits?" - Wyatt

"I weight over a hundred pounds, Aunt Linsy." - Parker

"Uh, what's my name?" - Uncle Chad

"You should nickname her Hot n' Ready!" - Linsy

"Oh no you did-int!" (while snapping his fingers all sassy) -boy in Sunbeams class

"Uh...I don't know... somethin' about bankruptcy..." - Hollywood Video clerk

"I don't need to smile for pictures, my mom already knows I have teeth." - little boy in my class

Me: "Do you have any nicknames?"

Boy in class: "No. But my mom usually just calls me little s**t."